You take me out on a date, I'll give you - you up for that, bro?

I'm gonna fuck you, because you're 👉🏻 my (sister, but it doesn't matter)

Fucking the boss is not cheating (I hope my beloved will believe that)

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

Did I just show my tits for no reason? Fuck me till I come

Brother, tell me, is my ass beautiful? Touch it with your dick, don't be stupid

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

She fell for the blackmail and gave herself to me! It's okay, but she came

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?