Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

She fell for the blackmail and gave herself to me! It's okay, but she came

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

Brother, tell me, is my ass beautiful? Touch it with your dick, don't be stupid

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Did I just show my tits for no reason? Fuck me till I come

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?