I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

Oh, student cums. Said it was for money, and then he fucked off - fucked up

Did I just show my tits for no reason? Fuck me till I come

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

Brother, tell me, is my ass beautiful? Touch it with your dick, don't be stupid

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?